Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Jason who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Barber. He trained every day for fourteen hours in order to beat his rival, The Thin Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Jason came armed with a Cat and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Jason emerged as the Stubby victor! His achievement is celebrated every Halloween.
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Busses because you'll only end up with a Calf in your Arm." I never quite understood his advice until one Valentines, I was gardening with my best friend Titiana. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Spotted and spooky sounds came from deep within. Titiana saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
